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Throwing what I know at the Three Sisters (or three deltasπŸ˜‰) in Yosemite! I miss my @ucitridelta sisters this #trideltatuesday!! πŸŒ²πŸŒ™πŸ‘£ #throwwhatyouknow #ucitridelta #pinetree #crescentmoon #threesisters #ΔΔΔ @trideltproblems

Throwing what I know at the Three Sisters (or three deltasπŸ˜‰) in Yosemite! I miss my @ucitridelta sisters this #trideltatuesday!! πŸŒ²πŸŒ™πŸ‘£ #throwwhatyouknow #ucitridelta #pinetree #crescentmoon #threesisters #ΔΔΔ @trideltproblems

Joy. β€οΈβœŒοΈπŸŒ²πŸŒΈπŸ—»  #hikes #yosemite #coloredhair #candid #butseriously #shouldahadastrapperfect

Joy. β€οΈβœŒοΈπŸŒ²πŸŒΈπŸ—» #hikes #yosemite #coloredhair #candid #butseriously #shouldahadastrapperfect

What a breathtaking end to an awesome camping weekend with the dad and brother. β˜€οΈπŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’™β˜οΈπŸŒ² #nofilterneeded #sunset #beautiful #blessed #gotmytanon #boating #beer #jetski #bedtime

What a breathtaking end to an awesome camping weekend with the dad and brother. β˜€οΈπŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’™β˜οΈπŸŒ² #nofilterneeded #sunset #beautiful #blessed #gotmytanon #boating #beer #jetski #bedtime

Saw my bulletin board from last year- missing these ladies!! β™‘πŸ˜­πŸ·βœοΈ #missthem #ucitridelta #bestfriends #bigsis #roomies #DTS #202F #whyareyouallsofaraway #buttstuff

Saw my bulletin board from last year- missing these ladies!! β™‘πŸ˜­πŸ·βœοΈ #missthem #ucitridelta #bestfriends #bigsis #roomies #DTS #202F #whyareyouallsofaraway #buttstuff

dearnonacepeople:

So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom

wolverinedoctorwho:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

Who doesn’t

wolverinedoctorwho:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming β€œWE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

β€œDON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!Β  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15Β A.M

If we don’t restart his heart ,Β he’s toast!Β 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

β€œDaddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

Who doesn’t

Happy 21st birthday, Meighan!! Can’t wait to celebrate with you tonight! πŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸŽˆπŸΉ I luhh u honai! 😘 #flashbackfriday #senioryear #boobs #clublegal @shutupmeigg

Happy 21st birthday, Meighan!! Can’t wait to celebrate with you tonight! πŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸŽˆπŸΉ I luhh u honai! 😘 #flashbackfriday #senioryear #boobs #clublegal @shutupmeigg

When I try to sleep in… 🐱🐾 #kitty #really? #gopurronsomeoneelsesbutt

When I try to sleep in… 🐱🐾 #kitty #really? #gopurronsomeoneelsesbutt

Because America. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜βœŒοΈπŸ» #murica #typical #beer #burger #happy4th  (at Betty Burgers)

Because America. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜βœŒοΈπŸ» #murica #typical #beer #burger #happy4th (at Betty Burgers)

Hi everyone!! pleasee follow my adventures abroad as i study in the united kingdom for the fall! thanks for your support!

Happy birthday, mamma! β˜€οΈπŸŒ²πŸΉβœŒοΈ #cheers #mimosas #family #cabin #likemotherlikedaughter #paddleboarding #summer #toofun @lyn_629

Happy birthday, mamma! β˜€οΈπŸŒ²πŸΉβœŒοΈ #cheers #mimosas #family #cabin #likemotherlikedaughter #paddleboarding #summer #toofun @lyn_629

delta delta delta can we help ya help ya help ya πŸ’™πŸŒ™πŸŒ²πŸŒΈπŸ¬πŸ’› #TSM #sistas #tattoos @ucitridelta #ucsbtridelta @trideltproblems

delta delta delta can we help ya help ya help ya πŸ’™πŸŒ™πŸŒ²πŸŒΈπŸ¬πŸ’› #TSM #sistas #tattoos @ucitridelta #ucsbtridelta @trideltproblems

I love my family more than I can ever possibly say. πŸ˜˜πŸ’—πŸŒ΄ #cousins #happy3rdbirthdayAnna #candid #allsmiles #lovethem #tickles

I love my family more than I can ever possibly say. πŸ˜˜πŸ’—πŸŒ΄ #cousins #happy3rdbirthdayAnna #candid #allsmiles #lovethem #tickles

HAPPY GRADUATION to these four lovely ladies! 😘 @roshmo11 I am so proud of you for following your dreams and heading to the big apple!🍷 My little cupcake @larynroehm, I can’t wait to see all the amazing things you do! xoxo πŸ’— BIGGLES @ashleysummergirl, I can’t tell you how much of an inspiration you are. Do big things!! 🐬 and finally my bfff and sister from another mister- @ayoashkash I can’t believe how old we are! I miss you and can’t wait to tear up the summer ✌️ congrats to all of you! πŸŽ“πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸŽ‰

HAPPY GRADUATION to these four lovely ladies! 😘 @roshmo11 I am so proud of you for following your dreams and heading to the big apple!🍷 My little cupcake @larynroehm, I can’t wait to see all the amazing things you do! xoxo πŸ’— BIGGLES @ashleysummergirl, I can’t tell you how much of an inspiration you are. Do big things!! 🐬 and finally my bfff and sister from another mister- @ayoashkash I can’t believe how old we are! I miss you and can’t wait to tear up the summer ✌️ congrats to all of you! πŸŽ“πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸŽ‰

Happy Father’s Day, Dad! πŸ˜β¬›οΈπŸ”Ά ⚾️🍻  #sfgiants #throwback #daddysgirl #blackandorange #letsgogiants @jasonkurt29  (at At&T Park, Centerfield Bleachers)

Happy Father’s Day, Dad! πŸ˜β¬›οΈπŸ”Ά ⚾️🍻 #sfgiants #throwback #daddysgirl #blackandorange #letsgogiants @jasonkurt29 (at At&T Park, Centerfield Bleachers)